Uncle Bill Sells the Buick Your dear Uncle Bill calls you all in a tizzy asking for some (free) legal advice from his “favorite” nephew. You want to remind him that you are (a) the only lawyer in the family, and (b) the only one of his nephews who not currently in the hoosegow, but you think better of it and indulge him. Bill and Aunt Ethel, who apparently are back together after the Thanksgiving